Posted on: January 23, 2008 11:35 am
Edited on: January 23, 2008 2:09 pm

Sports are Bad for You

  1. Every athlete gets injured at some point. If you don't play sports, you can't get injured playing sports.
  2. Cheering too hard (for the Steelers) can burst a blood vessel in your brain, choke on a hot dog or even give you a heart attack!
  3. Your team losing can make you depressed, or you can get shot in the foot (see link above).
  4. If you go to a MMA class (like me yesterday), you can strain your calf muscle (like me yesterday). F@#$#@!
    Leavander Johnson died from injuries sustained in a lightweight title fight with Jesus Chavez
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